Tipsy Elves Army Costume

Ladies, it’s time to outrank all your fellow Halloween party guests with this funky women’s army costume. Though you’ll be dressed head to toe in sexy camouflage, there’s no way you’ll blend in with this camo costume! The army costume comes with a seductive and practical pair of utility braces, perfect for storing keys, cell phones, grenades – whatever works. It’s also got a convenient front zipper so you can determine just how risque you want your army costume to be. Only the highest ranking officers qualify for this jaw-dropping uniform. If you’re so much as approached by anybody lower than a general, you have full permission to make them drop and give you 20. Our snug fitting army costume allows for plenty of movement if you want to shake your brigadier booty on the dance floor. Accessorize this bodysuit with a pair of sexy army boots and show them who’s boss.