Tipsy Elves Women’s Avocado Costume

Everyone thinks avocados are so basic. They’re not. They’re complex fruits with feelings, okay? Wear the Women’s Avocado Costume for Halloween this year, and spread the avocado awareness. This delicious costume is a green, one-piece jumpsuit that covers you head-to-toe in healthy, bougie luxury. It’s just asking for someone to sprinkle a little sea salt on you, maybe some cayenne pepper and paprika? What is this? A recipe page? Made from premium materials and not real avocado, the Women’s Avocado Costume is gluten-free, non-GMO and contains no artificial flavors. Just polyester. It’s a costume that says it’s okay to be cheugy, it’s okay to eat healthy fats, and it’s okay to be green. The Women’s Avocado Costume lets you order that post-halloween avocado toast without guilt. Because basic is back, baby.